List of Kings that Bakon Killed

List of kings and presidents bakon killed.

President John F. Kennedy
In 1963, Oswald shot Kennedy because he was told to do it by Bakon. That means Bakon was behind the plan. Maybe he let Oswald do it because Oswald was a noisy slave and Bakon wanted him to get arrested. That made others mad and shot Oswald. What a stupid thinker...

President Abraham Lincoln
The same thing but with Abe Lincoln and John Wilkes Booth. Instead, he travels back in time across the rainbow.